"Do your roommates act like crackheads sometimes? No? Mine do. I wanna be safe and make sure they don’t do coke in the bathroom and this candle says it all for me! Plus the Beach Linen scent is crisp and clean and covers up the manwhore smell my roomies leave behind. It’s amazing what one candle can do for you! GET IT! YOU WONT REGRET IT. Thank me later! 😬"

"I’d shank a bitch for you while not doing cocaine in your bathroom that’s how much I love your shit!! Xoxo"

"I bought this as a Christmas gift for my sister who works from home due to the pandemic. She laughed so hard upon reading it. She also loved the scent! Thank you for helping me give her a good Christmas!"